current_status();

//--------
global $still_working, $hours_count, $status;
//--------
function attitude($accumulated) {
    if ($accumulated > 40)
        echo 'im going slightly mad';
    if ($accumulated > 60)
        echo 'stale and unpleasant';
    if ($accumulated > 80)
        echo 'Fuck you, asshole!';
    if ($accumulated > 100)
        go_fuck_you_all();
}
//--------
function go_fuck_you_all() {
    global $still_working, $status;
    $status = 'not avaiable';
    $still_working = false;
    $go_away = new Emergency_Plan('Jamaica');
}
//--------
$status = 'avaiable';
$still_working = true;
$hours_count = 0;
//--------
while ($still_working) {
    attitude($hours_count);
    $hours_count++;
}
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